Prince Albert of Monaco

The sovereign who cannnot find a proper wife...now we find that he has recognized a second illegitimate child, a girl this time around!

Poor Albert...no one ever explained to him the advisability of safe sex. Two illegitimates and no legitimate child to inherit from him. At this rate it will be his Casiraghi nephews and niece who will be poised to inherit the principality's throne.

Surely, bastards and the Grimaldi go hand in hand (since almost every ruler of Monaco has had illegitimate children), but in this day and age, it seems inexcusable for someone of Albert's station and position to be fathering out-of-wedlock children here and there, particularly since he has still to muster the courage to settle with a girl and start his own family.

Where is royalty headed...