Prince Albert of Monaco

The sovereign who cannnot find a proper wife...now we find that he has recognized a second illegitimate child, a girl this time around!

Poor Albert...no one ever explained to him the advisability of safe sex. Two illegitimates and no legitimate child to inherit from him. At this rate it will be his Casiraghi nephews and niece who will be poised to inherit the principality's throne.

Surely, bastards and the Grimaldi go hand in hand (since almost every ruler of Monaco has had illegitimate children), but in this day and age, it seems inexcusable for someone of Albert's station and position to be fathering out-of-wedlock children here and there, particularly since he has still to muster the courage to settle with a girl and start his own family.

Where is royalty headed...

There is something about Mary...

For the last six years Mary Cheney, the Vicepresident's Lesbian daughter, has been MIA - probably hidden under some covert in a deep, deep closet...all the while we have been ruled by one of the most homophobic bunches in American history...now...she comes out with her "own" version of life during the Bush-Cheney theocracy? Oh, and of course, her mea-culpa earned her a tidy Million...a Million Dollars for remaining quiet, hidden, absent, while her father and his cronies did us in...

Mary...there is something about you...Where were you the last six years?

Where were you when your father and our illuminated President have tried to pass a Constitutional Ammendment legalizing discirmination based on sexual orientation?

Where were you when the US military has increased its with hunt against patriotic Gays and Lesbians on the basis of their sexual orientation, even while they sacrifice their lives in this madcap adventure your father and his boss have tragically plunged our great nation into?

Where were you when the President used his anti-Gay rhetoric during the last election to get-out-the-vote among some of America's darkest-hearted bigots?

Where were you when we needed a voice of reason Mary?

Where were you when...